Don’t Lie When I Die
Come that morning, when this life is over… let them know I was a real one.
Category: Posts
Am I Ready for Some Football?! NOPE!
The football prom is coming up and I have a controversial opinion to share… SHE’S BAAAACK!
Sensual & Consensual
Get your freak on… just make sure your partner is trying to get their freak on too!
Blessed & Depressed.
Sometimes having it all includes having depression.
30 Things My 20s Taught Me
No longer a 20-something. Here are a few things I learned along the way.
Take Your Mama to McDonalds!
I’ve been on some bad dates; I mean some HORRIBLE dates. Dates that were the Katie Ledecky of the Bad Date Olympics… THEY JUST WOULDN’T QUIT! But in true foolery fashion the men of 2017 are not to be out-slawed by my most frustrating first date fails. These new ninjas want to take you to… Continue reading Take Your Mama to McDonalds!
I Don’t Want to Have Sex With You
Not Now. Not Ever.
You Can’t Sit With Us!
I’m single, #TheYearOfBae is cancelled and I blame my friends.
Let Him Lie To You
He tells you what he wants you to believe… believe his lying ahh!
Petty is Life!
Be. More. Petty.
CONTROVERSIAL CASS 